1) Full name?
Juán Cristovam Arremedaras La Caganera del Cabrón Cunha Pachinko.
Or Mauro Colatto for short.
Ura even shorter. Full names are for losers.
2) Male/Female?
Male and macho. And way more female minded than your mother.
3) Were you named after anyone?
Brother's friend who is a physician.
4) Does your name mean anything?
In the direct point of view? It was a homage to that guy, nothing more. I even dunno if the guy knows I'm named after him. I even dunno the guy.
5) Nickname(s)?
Help me here, Ura. Ur memory is better.
Ura: Ura, Su, Uncle Su, Uncle Ura, Urinha, Mawaru, Destiny, Dest, Des, Dash, ummmmmmmmmmmmmm that's it. I think. Ura-sama sometimes?
I dun take it as different from Ura.
6) What do you think you look like?
o.o Tom Cruise? Wait? No? Aw. I look like me, doh.
7) Date of birth?
Junebug of Austria eats porkchops in pika-sunday holidays! p.p 05.12.86
8) Place of birth and current location?
Ukraine and here, respectively
Brazil, pretty south of it, and still stuck in that crap.
9) Nationality?
Arcania---Brazilian, cough.
10) Astrology sign?
I'm sagittarius and most of the psicological crap on sagitarians is valid on me too. But I was raised by the second worse match, Scorpio. And am an Ignus.
11) Chinese astrology sign?
uh...Rabbit? lion? 86, look for urself.
12) Religion?
o.o Im Emesian. We dun convert losers so go away and dun ask questions, baby.
13) What's your favorite smell?
Um... I think I smell fine?
I like mint too.
14) Political Position?
Doggy-style.
15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
o.o I sleep in the morning. But yeah anything, water.
16) Hair + eye color?
Brown/hazel/red. Eye is hazel/brown/green/blue.
Yeah shut up.
17) Do you look like anyone famous?
Jesus.
38) Any sisters?
Kinda lol. Except if I marry her.
39) Any brothers?
3 half-brothers?
40) Any pets?
...*Sighs.* Many, dead.
41) An illness?
Um... Attention deficit, congenial depression, hay fever, psoriasis, some other crap with nose, a few eyesight congenial disorders, bipolar disorder.
And some fear to histeria, i can grow violent randomly to that and really anything.
And Im a strong medium too. And seriously that's an illness.
42) A pager?
Nope.
43) A personal phone line?
Two?
44) A cell phone?
One of them.
45) A visible birthmark?
I can't show lol. ...No, seriously. lol
46) A pool or hot tub?
o.o um...Trick question? Both suck, if you ask me.
47) A car?
Nah.
48) Personality?
I'm quite the changeling and flail aimlessly, so im quite selfless. But I'm also uber ironic, careless with words, touchy over a few things, worry too much, tense as hell, depressive though I don't show it in eyemet pattern, lively if given chance (namely I mirror the person im chatting with, and no it's not something i can control, even though i notice), anxious... Obnoxious and intolerant sometimes. I sound stupid and ignorant a lot, but that's pretty much because I try to say things simply and most people don't bother thinking what I mean before imagining I know nothing. And then the real questions come, and I show I kno times more than them. Losers.
Oh I lack confidence.
Or not? It's just not worth the bother, none of you are.*
49) Driving?
Distracted easily? I do well in games tho?
50) Your clothing style?
Jeans? Trunks? Colorful and sometimes randomly patterned clothes?
Hate serious colors like magenta and crap.
Love yellow,red,blue,black,etc.
51) Room?
If I clan up the mess, there's decent room here, I was told my room is big for a single person. By my furniture sucks major ass and takes too much space for low usefulness.
52) Whats missing?
Partner? I lack a partner, seriously.
53) School?
Completed, smartass. Almost phailed for lazyness.
Then I made some stupid exam and raised my grades over 70% of the school.
Then again they sucked major ass.
54) Bed?
Urgh, back hurts.
55) Relationship with your parent(s)?
Dad died when I was 6. I was told I liked him a lot.
Mom should've died in his place. but she's still alive. Or I made something too stupid to anger God and he sent her back.
56) Do you believe in yourself?
Lately, yeah, but I als know I'm not auto-reliable. People can rely on me, but I can't rely on myself.
57) Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes and no. Yes I do, but no, I don't think of it like you think, and I won't bother explain. after all you guys don't even know what love is.
58) Consider yourself a good listener?
Yes? Except if the interlocutor is dumb, then I spaz, and hate, and maybe sleep, did I say hate?
59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?
WOuldn't like to share my dream with no one. lol
60) Get along with your parents?
Must be pretty sad to double a question just to reach 100.
61) Save your e-mail conversations
Uh, I NEVER talked via email. I did save im rps tho.
62) Pray?
Ummm, to Emese? Or maybe to Life? Probably I pray to my own idea of Life.
63) Believe in reincarnation?
I'm a Brazilian, I see more proofs that spirits exist than you see yourself in the mirror.
64) Brush your teeth twice a day?
I'm random.
65) Like to talk on the phone?
Um, I prefer mouth to mouth.
66) Like to eat?
I like food. Eating is a bore.
67) Like to exercise?
Yup.
68) Like to watch sports?
Er, some interesting crap, yes, football and other crap like that, no, at all.
69) Sing in the car?
What car? I dun sing for people to listen.
70) What is a dream that you have all the time?
Me, and your mom, in the backyard.
Really? Something over being pursued and assassinated, abused, etc, etc, etc, or having to save someone from that and being incapable of helping.
71) Dream in color?
My dreams got better colors and definition than my real life sight. Which does good, thanks.
72) Do you have nightmares?
Do I have dreams?
73) Sleep with a stuffed animal?
I don't, not enough room in the bed for anything else. But I do have a few dozen plushies. Ill speak that, Ill ill speak your genetic damage as thanks.
74) What's right next to you?
Chaos, despair, emptyness, a mix? Other than that, I have some cola.
75) What's on your favorite mug?
It broke but have a fave glass. And cola.
76) What's on your mouse pad?
Um, BAT MAN!!! But yeah I dun use them its been some time.
77) Your favorite flavor of gum?
Mint.
78) Your brand of deodorant?
Anything as long as it wont cause any allergies.
79) Your dream honeymoon spot?
Nowhere hot.
80) Your dream husband/wife?
I dunno? Amber? Something like that? I like the care, but i get distracted stupidly easily, can't live under untrust, get romantic randomly, and I need someone to kck me around sometimes.
81) What's hiding in your closet?
Choi Friday 13!
Um, in my closet? I can't show, Anmiya would get sad.
82) Under your bed?
Soot?
83) The names of your closest/best friends?
Man... Lemme see. I'm uber ultra amazingly exigent on the matter? Anna?
And thats it?
Cough.
If I loose it a little.
Anna, Leon, Safiri, Luna, Vanessa, Gabriel, ummmm Rafael, ummmm... Don't remember much more. I don't really open up all that easily. I act way too familiar to a lot of people tho (I being happy around someone is almostzero in trust or almost 100% in trust, and in this case, it's way sweeter and less random..)
84) Your bad time of the day?
Once the earth had 36 hours. I had 360 hours of bad mood per day.
Now it has only 24, so I condensed the 360 into it.
85) Your worst fear(s)
Ignorance.
86) What's the weather like?
hex 00.
87) Your favorite time of year?
Never?
88) Your favorite holiday?
Uh... Never?
89) A material weakness?
Videogames are good? Computers? Anything that says I don't have to dig thru dozens of ignorants to find someone worth of sharing it with me much as I'd love to share it with somebody?
Btw rpg?
90) The weirdest food or drink that you like?
I dunno... I eat liver, it's good. I eat intestines, they r good. I eat seafood whole, good. I eat my own flesh, It's good. I don't really have any dislikes? Except beer? It sucks.
91) At the top of your "to do list"?
Um... Chores, study, get responsible, smrarter, serious, put some used to that stupid iq, stop losing time, etc.
In short, I can't top anything.
Oh damn.
Of course, moving, getting a frigging high pay, marrying and maybe having a kid.
Whoa anyone?
92) The hardest thing about growing up?
Stopping seeing only your needs and satisfying also the needs of others.
93) A pet peeve?
Trust. THINK that I'm lying. That moment, you lost my trust, respect, care, and many more.
Ignorance hurts less.
94) Your scariest moment?
I dunno, got mugged thrice, almost fell from a bulding, almost got electrocuted a few times, almost got ran over by several cars, and certainly, the fear that inhabits the moments I know people are going to point to my face and say all i do, say, and imagine, fail.
95) Your attitude about love?
You don't know what love is, I do.
Seriously.
I've got a friend that kknows tho.
That was interesting to know.
96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done?
Gone into despair? In front of the person I despise the most? Looking for compassion, love, and help?
I got compassion and love. But in the end it turned into ignorance and stupidity, so the wall I always rise got even bigger again. You can't trust anyone that can't give themselves to you. Or so I think.
97) The worst feeling in the world?
The feeling of being unuseful, of having no place between. And most of all, of being incapable.
98) The best feeling in the world?
Being needed, having your diremost feelings returned without fear.
99) Who sent this to you?
Anna?
100) 4 People you will tag:
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LeonSama:devmetrasan: and whatever are the devs of Safiri and Mirella. lol
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